How to buy apartments on the CHEAP in New York City

How to buy apartments on the CHEAP in New York City  Are You Tired of  slowly being priced out of New York City real estate?  The cost of owning a apartment in the city is so remote for some of us that its not even considered.  But what if I tell you there is a way a “SECRET way” that  the average person can own a apartment in the city without giving up their first born.  There is a glimmer of hope  through this darkness of yuppie money.  The New York City Housing Preservation and Development has a program where it work with real estate developers to allow  low to middle income household to buy property at a faction of the cost. Current Listings You are not buy it out right but singing up for a lottery. A chance is still a chance!

Right now the only property on the list is 110 Madison. YES AS IN MADISON AVENUE  AND 29TH STREET IN THE CITY.  Let me repeat that you can buy a apartment on Madison in NYC for Cheap. They go from$181,619- 185,693 for studios and a 3 bedroom is between $204-293 – 206,136.

Yes there are restrictions. But hell what the harm in trying? All you have to do is apply on the site and there you go. Apply here  

These are real apartments not some ghetto as slum lord type of apartment. The only difference is that these are here because the developers have to make them for you and they have to be about the same as a regular apartment they make.

Now the restrictions!!! Each property has there own but its income based. For 110 Madison’s New York City Housing Preservation and Development program you have fall into one of the section below.

More details and restrictions

For a studio  apartment you cant make more then $48,350

For a 1 bedroom apartment you cant make more then $48,350 if single or $55,250  if you have 2 people living in the apartment.

And so on and on and on for 2,3 and 4 bedroom apartments see the link above!

The secret of How to buy apartments on the CHEAP in New York City  is Follow the dam link and apply. Its just like everything else in life what you put in is what you put out.

Cheeseburger donut it could be heaven or it could be hell

Cheeseburger Donut
Cheeseburger Donut

When I first saw this magically image a stiffy formed! A Donut with cheeseburger filling, covered with bacon and glaze.  Is there drool coming down the side of your mouth? Well too fucking bad. You think that its unhealthy?  Too fucking bad. Fat Guy from Brooklyn says FUCK you bitch open your mouth and slide it in… gently.  Do it very gently this a once in a life time experience. In other words don’t deepthoart it like you did  with your date last night.  I will be going to enjoy this burger  next week. Just a legal warning I am not responsible if you get a heart attack for it. Just saying…… You can get this wondrous burger at PYT in philie. Click on the link for more info.

this Cheeseburger donut could be heaven or it could be hell youll have to eat it to find out.

 

 

The WineRack aka Flask Bra

The WineRack aka Flask Bra
wine-rack-drink-dispensing-secret-bra-flask click on image to buy

The Winerack aka Flask Bra : every girl’s best friend. Now you can drink what you want, when you want, where you want, with no hassles and for less money. Features: Comfortable sports bra holds up to 25 ounces of your favorite beverage. Removable polyurethane bladder custom-shaped to fit bra. Long drinking tube with easy-to-use on/off valve controls the flow. By blowing air into the tube, you can re-inflate the wine rack even when you have finished drinking your beverage. Sizing: Small fits bra sizes 32A-34B. Medium fits bra sizes 34C-38C.

Click on image to buy! or follow the link below
The WineRack 200-008 The Wine Rack, Medium

How to Make Lentil Tacos

 How to make Lentils Taco
Lentils Taco bowl

After a long run or any workout your body needs to be feed.  It needs nutrients and all that lovely bull shit to make you into a better you. In my case its so I can run more and eat more.  Today’s recipe is super EASY. Its pretty much just boiling water and adding stuff.

Why Lentils? Well I was too lazy and go to the market; they are healthy, clean and THEY TAKE 30 MINUTES TO MAKE.

Nutrition Facts
 Lentils, boiled

Amount Per 1 cup (198 g)

Calories 230
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 0.8 g 1%
Saturated fat 0.1 g 0%
Polyunsaturated fat 0.3 g
Monounsaturated fat 0.1 g
Cholesterol 0 mg 0%
Sodium 4 mg 0%
Potassium 730.6 mg 20%
Total Carbohydrate 40 g 13%
Dietary fiber 16 g 64%
Sugar 3.6 g
Protein 18 g 36%
Vitamin A 0% Vitamin C 5%
Calcium 3% Iron 36%
Vitamin D 0% Vitamin B-6 20%
Vitamin B-12 0% Magnesium 17%

How to Make Lentil  Tacos

Fat Guy from Brooklyn’s Taco Lentils ingredients:
– 1 cup dried lentils, rinsed
– 2 Cups of water
– 1 cup salsa ***
– 2 Tablespoons of taco mix  ***

***use what ever  brand or style you like I dont give a fuck you are eating it

Hell feel free to add what ever you want also.

Now  to how to cook it. 

Add lentils to cold water bring to a boil then simmer.

In about 30 minutes add all the other stuff and you are done.

Yup. THAT’S ALL.