Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer. Looks just like traditional brass knuckles but instead of “knuckles” there is a tenderizer grid. Its made of heavy aluminum alloy and its grooves make it easy to hold and pound the meat. Now what are you waiting for? Pound it out! Specifications Meat tenderizer looks just like traditional brass knuckles Tenderizer grid on base Grooves make it easy to hold and pound the meat Made of aluminum alloy Measures 4.25 x 2.75 x 2-inches
This isnt you mothers meat tenderizer. This IS ART ITS FASHION!! ITS something that looks cool to have in your kitchen.With the DCi Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer every time someone walks into your kitchen they will know you are serious about your meat tenderizing.
DCi Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer is also good for getting out that end of the day rage that we all suffer from because of work and the holidays. Wouldn’t you want to come home and just beat your meat like it owed you money? Get your meat so tender that you cant even beat it anymore. ……
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not One drop of booze was left not even a alehouse.
The texts were sent out with great care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.
To drink a few rounds and have a few shots.
And maybe find a few trots…
Cause well yea that’s what we do here in Brooklyn.
But seriously I was out of booze and wanted something to eat. The only choice that was left was going down to 3rd avenue for some food. That whole week was a cluster fuck of dinners and events. I needed something Light, fast and clean to keep this god like body you know. ( Bacchus was a god) Only one think popped into my mind Bon Chovie. That’s right Return of the Bon Chovie!!!
Its my site and I will write about ANY restaurant or Topic I want to at the time. Shut you mouth and don’t bitch that I already wrote about it.
Bon chovie is Good CLEAN FOOD. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? NO? What do you think I will only go there once and never visit again? I didn’t even eat everything on the menu.
Grilled Mahi Tacos(Two tacos served on warm flour tortillas topped with homemade mango salsa, shredded cabbage and lime mayo. Served with tortilla chips.) Tacos….Tacos…. Taaacooooosss. I wanted tacos and I got them. AGAIN WHAT IS THE COMMON THEME WITH Bon Chovie? FRESH AND CLEAN. All the Flavors were on point. None of the dishes were over powered by a fish taste.
Surf and turf burger. One part burger one part lobster. THAT’S RIGHT SAME AMOUNT OF LOBSTER AS BEEF. Let me sum up the flavors. Once the great tasting beef is one you as a tease. the lobster slowly come up and fucks your taste buds till they cum. ( meh you say try it then meh)
See these bitches?? That are Called Tater Tots if you can get them instead of fries DO they are WAY WAY better tastings and the sauce refreshes your taste buds.
Something pretty cool happened here the night that i stopped by. The owner figured out who I was on IG and on here. DAM it I need to wear a costume from now on…..
1 head Garlic, unpeeled and separated into cloves or not denpeding on how you like it
Olive oil – That Good SHIT man. Not some cheap shit.
STEP 1 and The most important step. Go to your greek friends house and say “melaka I need some of that good olive oil.” When they pull out some bottled crap. You repeat yourself ” Melaka, I need some of that good olive oil. I want it from the big bottle” That when they will pull out a 5 gallon jug full of olive oil. YUP thats what you want. That all natural. ALL greek. Fucking granny pressed the shit on the side of the mountain oil. Trust me worth the time to get bottle from them. If you do not have access to a Greek HouseHold you can use some store bought shit.
Step 2. Turn on stove to medium heat.
Step 3 Now I like to keep mine wrapped in foil but you can do it without. If you like to do the dishes do it without. I like to do as little work as possible. For foil its the same shit just in foil. Place Garlic in frying pan. Drizzle about 1 tablespoon olive oil over unpeeled cloves, ensuring that cloves are more or less evenly coated. Reduce heat to lowest setting and let garlic cook, stirring occasionally for about 10-15 minutes until garlic skin is browned
Now dont be a smart ass and just putt the galric in your mouth without letting it cool. You’ll burn your tongue. Once its all cool and yummy looking enjoy it with a nice red wine or cheese or just more garlic.
For the last 2 months I have been walking by Salud Bkyln (Brooklyn ) store front waiting for them to open their doors to the public. Their awning said ” Tapas Restaurant Bar” I love Tapas. I Love Restaurants and I love bars. SHOCKER! A fat guy that likes food that you can eat with your hand. I am pretty sure that we all LOVE Finger food. Small portions of different plates lets your sample the most out of a menu with out committing to a main dish how can you go wrong? .( PLEASE DON’T START WITH THE COMMITMENT ISSUES. I HEAR IT ALL THE FUCKING TIME. ) As soon as I heard that they were open I jumped at the chance to eat some of their food.
I got my fat ass there by 9 pm the same day. The place wasn’t packed but it wasn’t empty. In my opinion the perfect amount of people. Enough that the staff isn’t on top of you but not so busy that they are no where to be found.
The meal started out with a extra dirty martini and a cheese plate. Well we all know that I am a cheese whore and LOVE ME SOME CHEESEEEEEEEE. Remember Kids cheese is crack! Everything was going well till I heard the words that ALWAYS KILL ME. ” Soft opening” My smart ass went on the first Day YAY. I have been to more soft opening then I care to remember. Most of them have ended up with Fat Guy having Rocket butt. Do you know what rocket butt is?? THINK ABOUT IT!! It was already too late to back down my orders have already been placed. I did the only thing that I could do in a situation like this…. Ordered and other martini! ( thankfully no rocket butt and I had a good meal)
Next came out the Ceviche and some other crap. (it wasn’t crap I just don’t remember the name) Guy, gals and who ever else is reading this the Ceviche was on point. Good clean and fresh. All the flavors were balanced and nothing was over powering.
These are the craps. I would have them again. But I cant remember the name of the dish to save my life.
The main Course was a lovely New York Strip cooked and matched with its side perfectly. Yes I ate all of this shit by myself. There is a reason why the blog is called fat guy from Brooklyn.
The churros were the only that was not on the same level as everything else that they served. To be fair I had 2 bowls of rice to riches earlier in the day. I was pretty much full of sugar and rice to riches is the BEST. I will have to try them again.
Overall. I like Salud BKLYN the food is good clean and fresh. What more do you want from a restaurant? The owner was a sweetheart. Spoke to everyone that was there that night. He couldn’t sit down but promised to have a drink with me next time. Jose, don’t mess with a fat guys booze! I will hunt you down and Make you drink with me! Plus I would love to interview you more formally.
BTW there is a beautiful waitress there by the name of Genesis . ( SEGAAA) That promised to follow me on IG but never did…. GO shame her my minions! Order 66 on HER!!! Joking….. But yea why did you not add me? Is it cause im fat???
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