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Meaty Cheesy Bread Pulls Recipe

Meaty Cheesy Bread Pulls Recipe

Meaty Cheesy Bread Pulls

Description

Bitches Love Cheese, I love Bitches therefor I love Cheese!

Bitches also LOVE Fatty meat! I love Bitches! I give them bitches some of my SPECIAL fatty meat…..

You want more of a explanation?  I’m fat! I like cheesy fat bready food.

Ingredients

1 round or oval sourdough bread loaf (1 lb)

1 pkg  of Fresh Mozzarella  how many ounces? AS MANY AS YOU THINK YOU CAN STUFF INTO THE BREAD! ( I used about 12 ounces you can use more or less accordings to your taste. )

12 ounces of salami, capicola and  prosciutto  ( I did equal parts of each )

1/4 cup butter, melted

1 green onion, thinly sliced

6 cloves garlic, minced ( if you both eat it then you wont taste it )

Directions

Heat oven to 350 degrees.

Use serrated knife to make vertical cuts, 1 inch apart, in top of bread loaf, being careful not to cut through to bottom of loaf.  Turn bread 1/4 turn; repeat cuts.

Cut the cheese into 1/4 inch logs and stuff it into the bread!

Slice the meat into strips and render over a medium flame. Remove once crispy

NOW YOU SEE ALL THAT GOOD FAT IN THE PAN????  BROWN  YOUR GARLIC ON THAT BITCH!

Meaty Cheesy Bread Pulls
Should Look like this people

Place loaf on large sheet of foil.

Mix remaining ingredients; drizzle AND STUFF over bread.  Wrap bread with foil; place on baking sheet.

Bake 25 minutes or until heated through, unwrapping read after 15 minutes

BAM then you got yourself some good shit! I recommend a nice bottle of malbec and handcuff as a pairing.

 

 

 

Death Wish Coffee Review

Death Wish Coffee review
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I love Coffee. NO Really. I love coffee more then you can ever know. You want a example? The people that I work with no NOT talk to me unless I have had my first/ second coffee. All this led me to trying   Death Wish Coffee. We all heard the hype. Twice the caffeine and yea twice the caffeine i don’t give a rats ass about anything else.

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I was pleasantly shocked when the first cup of death wish coffee did not taste like shit. Hell it tasted better then Starbucks coffee.  That flavor you taste from Starbucks’s coffee is the flavor of burnt coffee. STOP DRINKING THAT SHIT. Death wish makes Starbucks tastes like water.  The flavor of  smooth and well balanced  externally similar to a Colombian blend. The flavor is Bold crisp and to the point. I drink my coffee black. The flavor spectrum in Death wish coffee is nuts bold but not over powering. Most people will add flavored milk to it.

 

The caffeine Level is a God send no joke . Lasts twice as long and you dont crash.
Death Wish Coffee Review

Buy this shit! Its good. Smooth and flavorful. I did not get the jitters and i was bale to sleep after 4 hours.

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Death Wish Ground Coffee, The World’s Strongest Coffee, Fair Trade and USDA Certified Organic – 16 Ounce Bag

 

I agree Death wish Coffee knows what they are doing and you NEED to try it.

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Ovenless Roast Garlic Recipe

Ovenless Roast Garlic Recipe

Pan roasted garlic

Ingredients

1 head Garlic, unpeeled and separated into cloves or not denpeding on how you like it

Olive oil – That Good SHIT man. Not some cheap shit.

STEP 1 and The most important step. Go to your greek friends house and say “melaka I need some of that good olive oil.” When they pull out some bottled crap. You repeat yourself ”   Melaka,   I need some of that good olive oil. I want it from the big bottle” That when they will pull out a 5 gallon jug full of olive oil. YUP thats what you want. That all natural. ALL greek. Fucking  granny pressed the shit on the side of the mountain oil. Trust me worth the time to get  bottle from them. If you do not have access to a Greek HouseHold you can use some store bought shit.

Step 2. Turn on stove to medium heat.

Step 3  Now I like to keep mine wrapped in foil but you can do it without. If you like to do the dishes do it without. I like to do as little work as possible. For foil its the same shit just in foil. Place Garlic in frying pan. Drizzle about 1 tablespoon olive oil over unpeeled cloves, ensuring that cloves are more or less evenly coated. Reduce heat to lowest setting and let garlic cook, stirring occasionally for about 10-15 minutes until garlic skin is browned

Now dont be a smart ass and just putt the galric in your mouth without letting it cool. You’ll burn your tongue. Once its all cool and yummy looking enjoy it with a nice red wine or cheese or just more garlic.

 

Salud Bkyln Brooklyn Bay Ridge

For the last 2 months I have been walking by Salud Bkyln (Brooklyn ) store front waiting for them to open their doors to the public. Their awning said  ” Tapas Restaurant Bar” I love Tapas. I Love Restaurants and I love bars.  SHOCKER! A fat guy that likes food that you can eat with your hand. I am pretty sure that we all LOVE Finger food. Small portions of different plates lets your sample the most out of a menu with out committing to a main dish how can you go wrong? .( PLEASE DON’T START WITH THE COMMITMENT ISSUES. I HEAR IT ALL THE FUCKING TIME. ) As soon as I heard that they were open I jumped at the chance to eat some of their food.

I got my fat ass there by 9 pm the same day. The place wasn’t packed but it wasn’t empty.  In my opinion the perfect amount of people. Enough that the staff isn’t on top of you but not so busy that they are no where to be found.

 

Salud Brooklyn Cheese Plate

The meal started out with a extra dirty martini and a cheese plate. Well we all know that I am a cheese whore and LOVE ME SOME CHEESEEEEEEEE. Remember Kids cheese is crack! Everything was going well till I heard the words that ALWAYS KILL ME. ” Soft opening”  My smart ass went on the first Day YAY. I have been to more soft opening then I care to remember. Most of them have ended up with Fat Guy having Rocket butt. Do you know what rocket butt is?? THINK ABOUT IT!!  It was already too late to back down my orders have already been placed. I did the only thing that I could do in a situation like this…. Ordered and other martini! ( thankfully no rocket butt and I had a good meal)

Salud Brooklyn Ceviche

Next came out the Ceviche and some other crap. (it wasn’t crap I just don’t remember the name) Guy, gals and who ever else  is reading this the Ceviche was on point. Good clean and fresh. All the flavors were balanced and nothing was over powering.

Salud Brooklyn Fried

These are the craps. I would have them again. But I cant remember the name of the dish to save my life.

Salud Brooklyn New York Strip Steak

The main Course was a lovely New York Strip cooked and matched with its side perfectly. Yes I ate all of this shit by myself. There is a reason why the blog is called fat guy from Brooklyn.

Salud Brooklyn churros

The  churros were the only that was not on the same level as everything else that they served. To be fair I had 2 bowls of rice to riches earlier in the day. I was pretty much full of sugar and rice to riches is the BEST. I will have to try them again.

Overall. I like Salud BKLYN the food is good clean and fresh. What more do you want from a restaurant? The owner was a sweetheart. Spoke to everyone that was there that night.  He  couldn’t sit down but promised to have a drink with me next time. Jose, don’t mess with a fat guys booze! I will hunt you down and Make you drink with me! Plus I would love to interview you more formally.

BTW there is a  beautiful waitress there by the name of Genesis . ( SEGAAA)  That promised to follow me on IG but never did…. GO shame her my minions! Order 66 on HER!!! Joking….. But yea why did you not add me? Is it cause im fat???

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