Category Archives: Wine Lovers

Willy the Wine Lover Wine Bottle Stopper

Willy the Wine Lover Wine Bottle Stopper stuck in bottle
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Havent you ever had your will stuck somewhere and couldn’t get it out??? I know I have!  Get the best gag  gift out there! Willy the Wine Lover Wine Bottle Stopper . Cause nothing can break that award moment in the white elephant grab bag better then a good joke.

Willy the Wine Lover Wine Bottle Stopper
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Just let willie STICK it in…. That’s what she said.

When that cute Amazon box arrives, take out your Willy the Wine Lover(tm) and know you are on the road to fun!
You have in your hands the coolest bottle stopper available today.

He is obviously funny as can be, but functional too. He is a tight fit so push him all the way in! Here is what Willy will do for you:
– Make YOU the life of the party!
– You will be the best gift giver if you give them to all your friends!
– He will actually save those partial bottles of wine- although when he is around there is not alot of those!
– You can have some more fun by leaving Willy hidden at a friends house just think of the fun when they find him!

So what separates Willy the Wine Lover(tm) from other bottle stoppers? It is simple- he is the funnest.
He is designed to actually work- there are 2 rubber rings which seal off that bottle tight

That is why we can offer a LMAO 100% no questions asked MONEY BACK guarantee! If your friends do not think this is funny- you need new friends!

So Order NOW by clicking the yellow add to cart button to adopt Willy as part of your party brigade. Make sure to order some for your friends as a housewarming gifts too! It is the best holiday or white elephant gift ever- add him to kitchen accessories

How to Make Holiday White Sangria

White Holiday Sangria original How to Make Holiday White Sangria

A few weeks ago I was suffering the interwebs and spotted the image above. The first thought in my mind was wow that looks pretty dam good. The second after I read the recipe was ” yea this is watered down wine and its not going to get me white girl wasted”. If you like to be classy and control yourself her is the original recipe.

My version is purer and tastes better!  Warning watch out for the ROSEMARY I used too much and it came out well Rosemaryyyyyy and Herby.


1 Granny Smith apple
1 Cup of Frozen Blueberrys
1 heaping Cup Fresh cranberries
1 large Sprig rosemary( If you are letting it sit over night then you may want to take it out, THIS shit is strong)
1 Bottle Pinot grigio
¼ cup sugar


Chop the apples into bit size pieces

Cut the cranberries in half ( you can skip this if you dont like your sangria sour)

Add sugar to taste

Add wine mix and taste

Add frozen blueberries instead of ice. No one wants watered down wine!


White winter Sangria

Now you see how there is a lot of rosemary in my holiday sangria?  DONT USE THAT MUCH. Use Maybe one/ two stems that’s it!


Buy 3 Bottles of Wine and get 40% off at Amazon!

Thats Right someone in  the Amazon head office must have hit there own supply! Amazon is having a MASSIVE sale on wine. When  you buy 3 bottles you get 40% off and cheap shipping! We all know you were going to drink that bottle of wine anyway. Why not save some money?  Enough reading let me buy some wine! click here

Buy now!

Amazon has All the wine you want even pre packaged sets for idoits like me. I just like drinking wine not thinking about it or  paying too much for it. They have red wine, White wine, this wine, that wine, what ever wine you want!

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Spicy Vines Holiday Cheer Red Wine Mixed Pack 3 x 750 mL
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This set has some KILLER reds that I love!

NV Spicy Vines Signature California Spiced Wine 750 mL
Somehow the ancient cultural traditions born of Egyptian pharaohs, Greek philosophers and European fairy takes have forged with the newfangled liberal ideas of modern California winemaking, resulting in this brazen hybrid of old and new worlds: A blend of California reds and brandy, lightly infused with fruit and spice. A wine so diverse that it can be served in a wine glass with dinner, heated in a special mug on a cold night, chilled with fruit on a hot summer day or combined with spirits to form an unexpected cocktail.

2012 Spicy Vines Zin Master Sonoma County Zinfandel Wine 750 
Aged for 22 months in 80% new American oak barrels, this Zinfandel is masterfully balanced with hints of wild raspberries, dark cherries, and blackberries that seamlessly blend together with cacao and undertones of cardamom, sage, anise, and cedar.

2011 Spicy Vines Scarlet’s Flirtation Mendocino County Zinfandel Wine 750 mL

Aged for 34 months in 2 year old French oak barrels, this frisky Zinfandel is a bold yet balanced medley of spicy peppercorns, soft vanilla notes, boysenberries, luscious black cherries, and a playful hint of cotton candy.

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Rest Relax and Unwind Mixed Pack 3 x 750 mL Wine
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Look At this set!

Mixed Pack Description
Hand crafted, award winning wines from the Columbia Valley of Eastern Washington. This white wine mixed pack includes 2 Chardonnays and 1 Riesling. Created by winemaker Katy Michaud, these Washington wines use grapes carefully selected from several renowned vineyards including Milbrandt’s award-winning sites along Washington’s Columbia River Gorge. The wines are crafted in an easy drinking style, so no harsh tannins or overly weighted oak, just great every day drinking wines that pair perfectly with the wild, majestic beauty of the Pacific Northwest.

NYC Wine Week Tickets and Drink specials

NYC Wine Week Tickets and Drink specials
NYC Wine Week Tickets and Drink specials Click to buy Tickets

Your mind is blown isn’t it??  You have read the title correctly the week of November 9th is  NYC wine week!  NYC Wine Week  has  33 of the best wine bars NYC offering Drink specials.  $4 wine specials in all of the  participating locations.  You know you are a lush and  you were going to drink that wine anyway. Now you have even more of a reason to drink that third glass of wine. NYC Wine Week Tickets  can be bought here!

NYC Wine Week Map
NYC Wine Week Map


Just check out some of these places. Even Ayza in Chelsea will be taking part in this even.  Was that not enough for you?? You are not entertained?? Fine Ill throw in a map of whats specials will be where. What else do you need? Want me to drink the wine for you? I will you don’t have to ask twice 😉


NYC Wine Week Tickets and Drink specials

Also Guys, dont forget wining makes for good pickup grounds.

It shows women you are classsssyyyy…..

NYC Wine Week Tickets and Drink specials 


Corkcicle One 4-in-1 Chiller, Aerator, Pourer, Stopper

Corkcicle One 4-in-1 Chiller, Aerator, Pourer, Stopper
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Chill. Aerate. Pour. Meet the next generation of cool. Forged out of stainless steel with Corkcicle’s signature icicle look, Corkcicle ONE includes a new pour through feature, as well as a state-of-the-art aerator that instantly expands the aromatic profile of your wine as you pour. Like its Corkcicle predecessor, Corkcicle ONE cools down room-temp reds and maintains chilled whites at the perfect temperature for up to an hour. Using a unique thermal gel combined with the powerful cooling properties of stainless steel, Corkcicle ONE provides perfectly chilled whites and reds. The only one of its

corkcicle-one how too use
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kind, this amazing aerator will bring instant balance to your wine and draw out the properties gained from decanting or “letting it breath” immediately when pouring into the glass. The convenience factor means you don’t need to remove Corkcicle ONE from the bottle to pour. Leave it in and simply tilt the bottle to pour wine right through Corkcicle ONE. The flip cap allows for a complete seal that ensures the chilling achieves its maximum potential and no cold escapes. Carve out a small spot in your freezer for Corkcicle ONE with the included beautiful freezing case. The case will keep frost and condensation from building up on the metal while being frozen. Corkcicle ONE also makes a great gift for the wine enthusiast.

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Click on image to purchase the Corkcicle One 4-in-1
Click on image to purchase the Corkcicle One 4-in-1

STOP WATERING DOWN YOUR WINE AND GET THIS TOOL! IT will save you time, taste and maybe even get you laid ( Well your no longer a basic bitch with a Corkcicle One 4-in-1 Chiller, Aerator, Pourer, Stopper) This one device does everything you will need as a wine lover. Well almost you still have to pour it into the glass yourself.
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The Corkcicle One 4-in-1 Chiller, Aerator, Pourer, Stopper is a perfect gift for any wine lover