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WIne, Booze and all the other stuff

Death Wish Coffee Review

Death Wish Coffee review
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I love Coffee. NO Really. I love coffee more then you can ever know. You want a example? The people that I work with no NOT talk to me unless I have had my first/ second coffee. All this led me to trying   Death Wish Coffee. We all heard the hype. Twice the caffeine and yea twice the caffeine i don’t give a rats ass about anything else.

Death Wish Ground Coffee, The World’s Strongest Coffee, Fair Trade and USDA Certified Organic – 16 Ounce Bag

I was pleasantly shocked when the first cup of death wish coffee did not taste like shit. Hell it tasted better then Starbucks coffee.  That flavor you taste from Starbucks’s coffee is the flavor of burnt coffee. STOP DRINKING THAT SHIT. Death wish makes Starbucks tastes like water.  The flavor of  smooth and well balanced  externally similar to a Colombian blend. The flavor is Bold crisp and to the point. I drink my coffee black. The flavor spectrum in Death wish coffee is nuts bold but not over powering. Most people will add flavored milk to it.

 

The caffeine Level is a God send no joke . Lasts twice as long and you dont crash.
Death Wish Coffee Review

Buy this shit! Its good. Smooth and flavorful. I did not get the jitters and i was bale to sleep after 4 hours.

Here what they say,

“We went on a mission to find a coffee that is not only dark, rich, bold and flavorful but also has high caffeine content. We started our search online and came up empty handed. Then we researched coffee varietals, roast shades, and picked the brains of our roasters. After a bit of debate, a lot of testing, and caffeine overload we perfected our brew. Death Wish Coffee was born in late 2011. It is organically grown, fairly traded, and expertly handled. Our roasting team has over 70 years of combined roasting experience.”

Death Wish Ground Coffee, The World’s Strongest Coffee, Fair Trade and USDA Certified Organic – 16 Ounce Bag

 

I agree Death wish Coffee knows what they are doing and you NEED to try it.

Drink that shit! DRINK IT.

Willy the Wine Lover Wine Bottle Stopper

Willy the Wine Lover Wine Bottle Stopper stuck in bottle
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Havent you ever had your will stuck somewhere and couldn’t get it out??? I know I have!  Get the best gag  gift out there! Willy the Wine Lover Wine Bottle Stopper . Cause nothing can break that award moment in the white elephant grab bag better then a good joke.

Willy the Wine Lover Wine Bottle Stopper
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Just let willie STICK it in…. That’s what she said.

When that cute Amazon box arrives, take out your Willy the Wine Lover(tm) and know you are on the road to fun!
You have in your hands the coolest bottle stopper available today.

He is obviously funny as can be, but functional too. He is a tight fit so push him all the way in! Here is what Willy will do for you:
– Make YOU the life of the party!
– You will be the best gift giver if you give them to all your friends!
– He will actually save those partial bottles of wine- although when he is around there is not alot of those!
– You can have some more fun by leaving Willy hidden at a friends house just think of the fun when they find him!

So what separates Willy the Wine Lover(tm) from other bottle stoppers? It is simple- he is the funnest.
He is designed to actually work- there are 2 rubber rings which seal off that bottle tight

That is why we can offer a LMAO 100% no questions asked MONEY BACK guarantee! If your friends do not think this is funny- you need new friends!

So Order NOW by clicking the yellow add to cart button to adopt Willy as part of your party brigade. Make sure to order some for your friends as a housewarming gifts too! It is the best holiday or white elephant gift ever- add him to kitchen accessories

How to Make Holiday White Sangria

White Holiday Sangria original How to Make Holiday White Sangria

A few weeks ago I was suffering the interwebs and spotted the image above. The first thought in my mind was wow that looks pretty dam good. The second after I read the recipe was ” yea this is watered down wine and its not going to get me white girl wasted”. If you like to be classy and control yourself her is the original recipe.

My version is purer and tastes better!  Warning watch out for the ROSEMARY I used too much and it came out well Rosemaryyyyyy and Herby.

INGREDIENTS

1 Granny Smith apple
1 Cup of Frozen Blueberrys
1 heaping Cup Fresh cranberries
1 large Sprig rosemary( If you are letting it sit over night then you may want to take it out, THIS shit is strong)
1 Bottle Pinot grigio
¼ cup sugar

Instructions

Chop the apples into bit size pieces

Cut the cranberries in half ( you can skip this if you dont like your sangria sour)

Add sugar to taste

Add wine mix and taste

Add frozen blueberries instead of ice. No one wants watered down wine!

Last STEP DRINK UP!!!

White winter Sangria

Now you see how there is a lot of rosemary in my holiday sangria?  DONT USE THAT MUCH. Use Maybe one/ two stems that’s it!

 

Buy 3 Bottles of Wine and get 40% off at Amazon!

Thats Right someone in  the Amazon head office must have hit there own supply! Amazon is having a MASSIVE sale on wine. When  you buy 3 bottles you get 40% off and cheap shipping! We all know you were going to drink that bottle of wine anyway. Why not save some money?  Enough reading let me buy some wine! click here

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Amazon has All the wine you want even pre packaged sets for idoits like me. I just like drinking wine not thinking about it or  paying too much for it. They have red wine, White wine, this wine, that wine, what ever wine you want!

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Spicy Vines Holiday Cheer Red Wine Mixed Pack 3 x 750 mL
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This set has some KILLER reds that I love!

NV Spicy Vines Signature California Spiced Wine 750 mL
Somehow the ancient cultural traditions born of Egyptian pharaohs, Greek philosophers and European fairy takes have forged with the newfangled liberal ideas of modern California winemaking, resulting in this brazen hybrid of old and new worlds: A blend of California reds and brandy, lightly infused with fruit and spice. A wine so diverse that it can be served in a wine glass with dinner, heated in a special mug on a cold night, chilled with fruit on a hot summer day or combined with spirits to form an unexpected cocktail.

2012 Spicy Vines Zin Master Sonoma County Zinfandel Wine 750 
Aged for 22 months in 80% new American oak barrels, this Zinfandel is masterfully balanced with hints of wild raspberries, dark cherries, and blackberries that seamlessly blend together with cacao and undertones of cardamom, sage, anise, and cedar.

2011 Spicy Vines Scarlet’s Flirtation Mendocino County Zinfandel Wine 750 mL

Aged for 34 months in 2 year old French oak barrels, this frisky Zinfandel is a bold yet balanced medley of spicy peppercorns, soft vanilla notes, boysenberries, luscious black cherries, and a playful hint of cotton candy.

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Rest Relax and Unwind Mixed Pack 3 x 750 mL Wine
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Look At this set!

Mixed Pack Description
Hand crafted, award winning wines from the Columbia Valley of Eastern Washington. This white wine mixed pack includes 2 Chardonnays and 1 Riesling. Created by winemaker Katy Michaud, these Washington wines use grapes carefully selected from several renowned vineyards including Milbrandt’s award-winning sites along Washington’s Columbia River Gorge. The wines are crafted in an easy drinking style, so no harsh tannins or overly weighted oak, just great every day drinking wines that pair perfectly with the wild, majestic beauty of the Pacific Northwest.

Baiting Hollow Farm Vineyard Wine Tasting

A Few weeks ago One of my friends arranged a wine tour for his wife’s 40th birthday party.  The whole day was a blast minus the traffic and running out of ice for the Arnold Palmers Special Ice Tea.

The most notable and memorable  part was the Baiting Hollow Farm Vineyard Wine Tasting . (There may have a few other alcoholic beverage tasted prior too and after which may or may not have limited my memory of the day). Baiting Hollow Farm Vineyard is very interesting to say the least the location is fairly large and has  multiple separated areas. Each  area functions that ranged from live music to food.  Most importantly lots of seating space. Each person was given 4 tickets or “Tastings” . I doubled up to a premium on one of my tastes.  I dont remember which one it was  but  my tasting included the Merlot 2007, Cabernet Sauvignon 2012 and  Cabernet Franc 2012.

 

Baiting Hollow Farm Vineyard Merlot 2007
Baiting Hollow Farm Vineyard Merlot 2007

This Merlot exhibits aromas and flavors of black cherry, blackberry and plum, underscored with slight accents of smoke and vanilla from the oak. The palate is rich and structured with sufficient but mild tannins and a long, lingering finish. It has bottle-aged gracefully and will continue as such for countless years.

Baiting Hollow Farm Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon 2012
Baiting Hollow Farm Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon 2012

Cabernet Sauvignon’s richness is first noticeable in its deep red color. It offers up similar richness to the taste with its dark fruit aromas and flavors of black cherry and black currant with dark chocolate. Accents of coffee and smoke can be attributed to the oak influence. The tannins are subtle and firm, giving this wine great structure and superb aging potential.

Baiting Hollow Farm Vineyard Cabernet Franc 2012
Baiting Hollow Farm Vineyard Cabernet Franc 2012

Cabernet Franc is softer and fruitier than the Cabernet Sauvignon and its earthier character consists of tastes and aromas of cherry, blackberry and vanilla with an herbal, white pepper and bramble fruit aroma. The tannins are soft and gentle, and the finish is smooth with a rounded palate.

 

Wine-Opoly Monopoly Board Game

 

Wine-Opoly Monopoly Board Game
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Yes you have  read the title  correctly.  The game that has broken that has broken friendships and ruined more family events then we can count has a off shoot called Wine-Opoly.  How bad… I mean good of a time can mixing a alcoholic beverage with  all the chaos that Monopoly brings? Look don’t even waste your time We all know you were hitting the sauce  when no one was looking its okay. We all do it. Hell my group has a no Monopoly rule for all family orientated events. Just because they think that two of the people may or may not always end up fighting and or arguing over rules. Hey you should really buy  the Wine-Opoly Monopoly Board Game, We are just loud  fucking assholes. :shrugs shoulders: Link is below or just click the picture above or the amazon thing below.


Look your family events suck anyway might as well spice shit up. Worst thing that can happen is they will not invite you back next year.

Sunday funday picnic with Cupcake Champagne and Lunetta Prosecco

Cupcake-Prosecco
Cupcake-Prosecco


It was the last warm Sunday of the Summer of 2015. My friends wanted to hang out. It WAS a Sunday Funday after all. Weather wise it was perfect for a picnic. We grabbed a few bottles and headed to the park to enjoy the sun.  The first bottle to be opened was the Lunetta Prosecco .  It had enticing aromas of apple and peach give way to a palate that is refreshing, and harmonious, with crisp fruit flavors and a clean finish. Lunetta Prosecco is delightful as an aperitif or enjoyed with antipasti, hors d’oeuvres, sushi, shellfish and seafood.  Well worth the 12 bucks to buy it. Next was the Cupcake prosecco. Not the best move the Lunetta over powered most of the flavor.  Although you may need raise a glass of this refreshing Prosecco that sparkles with fine effervescence. Aromas of white peach, grapefruit and honeydew melon lead to flavors of creamy ripe lemon, refined citrus and a toasted brioche finish.

Lunetta Prosecco
Lunetta Prosecco


 

I should really stick to my bud light.

But hey Im not a Basic bitch.

Finally, I made it to Loopy Doopy for a Boozy Popsicle

Loopy Doopy Drink
Loopy Doopy Drink


After many months of seeing everyone post the dam cocktails with the Popsicle in  prosecco. After craving them, Wanting them, NEEDING THEM. I finally got one and it was HIGHLY OVER rated. It may have been the flavor that I selected Raspberry or the fact that I just knocked out a pitcher of white sangria. But the boozy popsicles were not that good. They were okay. Nothing to brag about or recommend. The only saving grace for this place is the view.

Loopy Doopy View
Loopy Doopy View

Sometimes all you want is a Pickle and a Beer

Pickle and a High Life
Pickle and a High Life


Sometimes all you want is a Pickle and a Beer. That is all. Don’t give me that look. Don’t you get cravings? Well thats mine! Pickles and beer. Especially during the summer there is nothing better then having a nice cold beer and a pickle. Whats your craving? Comment below

 

 

Peace Pipe Malbec Reserve

Peace Pipe Malbec
Peace Pipe Malbec

 

The term “Peace Pipe” arose from the Native American and the idea that smoking the pipe signified peace and friendship. It is an “Honor” to be selected to hold a peace pipe. It is believed it will give the keeper great powers as long as they live an honorable life.

Peace Pipe Malbec Reserve  has an intense ruby red color. Complex and elegant nose with a delicate combination of red fruits and spices, combined with notes of vanilla and chocolate. This wine can be a great companion for well-seasoned meats.

 

I think you should try it just so you can try it you kno