NYC Wine Week Tickets and Drink specials

NYC Wine Week Tickets and Drink specials
NYC Wine Week Tickets and Drink specials Click to buy Tickets

Your mind is blown isn’t it??  You have read the title correctly the week of November 9th is  NYC wine week!  NYC Wine Week  has  33 of the best wine bars NYC offering Drink specials.  $4 wine specials in all of the  participating locations.  You know you are a lush and  you were going to drink that wine anyway. Now you have even more of a reason to drink that third glass of wine. NYC Wine Week Tickets  can be bought here!

NYC Wine Week Map
NYC Wine Week Map

 

Just check out some of these places. Even Ayza in Chelsea will be taking part in this even.  Was that not enough for you?? You are not entertained?? Fine Ill throw in a map of whats specials will be where. What else do you need? Want me to drink the wine for you? I will you don’t have to ask twice 😉

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NYC Wine Week Tickets and Drink specials

Also Guys, dont forget wining makes for good pickup grounds.

It shows women you are classsssyyyy…..

NYC Wine Week Tickets and Drink specials 

 

Burger Fries and Beer for $10

Burger Fries and Beer for $10

The STRUGGLE IS REAL! Finding somewhere to have lunch in New York City without spending a arm and a leg is a challenge to say the least.  Street meat you are saying? Remember Good,  Fast and  Cheap,  you can only pick two! How many time has it blown up your stomach?  Quite a few? Today’s lunch as pictured above was a easy choice. Burger Fries and Beer for $10 ( Plus tip) that’s it total. Look at that picture analysis that burger. It is FULL sized! A good amount of fries and a beer. How can you beat that?? Burger Fries and Beer for $10.  This was one of 4  lunch specials at  Judge Roy Bean Public House. The other specials were a wrap, penne and something else.  But if i don’t remember what it was I didn’t want to eat it.  Judge Roy Bean Public House  is a great place to eat and have one or a few “adult beverages” but you can’t beat their lunch special.  For the yuppies that are reading this and want to know about the decor. Its a Burger Fries and Beer for $10 that’s clean and tastes good. I don’t really care how the place looks. ( Its nice and clean go to their fucking site look at it and say yea I will get a Burger Fries and Beer for $10 there)   You are asking well why is it so cheap and repeating Good,  Fast and  Cheap,  you can only pick two to me right now. Well that’s easy to answer. When was the last time you only had one beer in a bar? AHHH HHAAAA! Bingo its marketing to get people in the door during lunch to tie back a few.

BTW if you see me eating there PLEASE STFU and let me eat in peace.

How to make BANANA WITH TAPIOCA PUDDING AND COCONUT MILK

BANANA WITH TAPIOCA PUDDING AND COCONUT MILK

As I am a man of the people or furry wall ( if you only knew what happened on Halloween) I shall share my secret recipe on  how to make BANANA  WITH  TAPIOCA PUDDING AND COCONUT MILK. I may or may have stolen this recipe from someone else years ago. But now I own it so its fat guy from Brooklyn Warm or frozen Bananas with Tapioca pudding and coconut milk. YES THAT’S RIGHT FOR A LIMITED TIME I WILL BEING GIVING YOU 2! recipes since you are such a loyal readers/ visitors.

Ingredients

1/2 vanilla bean or 1/2 teaspoon (2.5 ml) vanilla extract
1 can 14 oz (398 ml) coconut milk
1/2 cup (125 ml) milk
1/2 cup (125 ml) sugar
A pinch of salt
1/4 cup (60 ml) medium tapioca pearls
2 ripe bananas
4 teaspoons (20 ml) lemon juice
2 egg yolks

PREPARATION

  1. With the tip of a knife, split the vanilla bean in half. Remove the seeds. In a double boiler, heat the milk, coconut milk, 60 ml (1/4 cup) of sugar, salt, vanilla pod and seeds. Sprinkle in the tapioca while stirring. Cook over medium heat, stirring occasionally, for 40 to 45 minutes or until the tapioca is translucent.
  2. In a food processor, purée 1 and 1/2 of the bananas with half the lemon juice. Set aside.
  3. Dice the remaining banana and toss with the remaining lemon juice .
  4. If you would like to do it with frozen bananas just  throw them in the freezer and add them right before you serve. thaw them out a bit so you dont break your teeth.
  5. In a bowl, combine the egg yolks and the remaining sugar with a whisk. Add the mashed bananas. Stir into the tapioca mixture. Continue cooking while stirring until the pudding thickens, about 4 to 5 minutes. Remove the vanilla pod. If you are using vanilla extract, add it at this time. Remove from the heat. Add the diced bananas.
  6. Serve warm or cold.

Yes that counts as 2 recipes because  its making it 2 ways. Evil laugh  Eat up people! You only live once.

 

Boozing is coming to Target

Don’t get you hopes to high. Target is to allow drinking in one of their stores and Only one so far. The store which is going to be located in Chicago has filed for 2 liquor permits. I understand  that boozing  while shopping is a dream to say the least. But Chicago should not be the place where you would permit this or even consider it.  It’s one of the most violent cities in the US. There  is a shooting  almost everyday. It’s not the best place to add drinking too. Ever had shopping cart rage? Yes you have you know it  don’t look away. Add booze and we are rocking and rolling to get people’s head smashed.

I say test it in staten island. It’s quite people are semi responsible. Target maybe  setting this project to fail or its one of those if it works here it can work anywhere.

Brooklyn Beets Company

Pulled pork from Brooklyn beats company
Pulled pork

A few weeks ago I received a urgent call  from Mike to rally for a righteous cause; Stuffing out faces and getting shit faced . Well It was more then that  but I don’t think you give a shit about we spoke about.  (Both agreed you did not need to eat that box of Twinkies).   We had no set plan on where we were going just throw a coin into the air ended up at Brooklyn Beets Company. Yes, Its a magic coin. I am also selling the Verrazano bridge if you are interested

If you have never been its pretty good to say the least. Brooklyn Beets company is a farm to table restaurant in Bay Ridge Brooklyn.  The cuisine can be described as modern eastern European? Its hard to call out what they serve because they have a little of everything.

Skipping all the BS . The plates that were consumed( The plates were almost licked clean) are as followed  pulled pork special and NYS Butcher Steak. ( grass-fed grilled hanger, red bliss chips, lemon-braised dinosaur kale, pork-belly bordelaise.)

NYS Butcher Steak from Brooklyn beats company
NYS Butcher Steak

Both were BANGING. I do not say that often. When two guys that live and breath GOOD Food, say that the food was banging. It is Banging. Everything was fresh crisp and full of flavor.   Both dishes melted in your mouth. It was almost perfect. The only bad food we had was the  pickled plate. Just skip it and you will have a great time.

Stop reading this shit and go eat there now.

The signature drink is  pretty good. But by that point I may have also had a few bottles of wine.  That’s my disclosure if you don’t like the Brooklyn Beets Company.

Brooklyn Beetstini from Brooklyn beats company
Brooklyn Beetstini

 

 

Corkcicle One 4-in-1 Chiller, Aerator, Pourer, Stopper

Corkcicle One 4-in-1 Chiller, Aerator, Pourer, Stopper
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Chill. Aerate. Pour. Meet the next generation of cool. Forged out of stainless steel with Corkcicle’s signature icicle look, Corkcicle ONE includes a new pour through feature, as well as a state-of-the-art aerator that instantly expands the aromatic profile of your wine as you pour. Like its Corkcicle predecessor, Corkcicle ONE cools down room-temp reds and maintains chilled whites at the perfect temperature for up to an hour. Using a unique thermal gel combined with the powerful cooling properties of stainless steel, Corkcicle ONE provides perfectly chilled whites and reds. The only one of its

corkcicle-one how too use
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kind, this amazing aerator will bring instant balance to your wine and draw out the properties gained from decanting or “letting it breath” immediately when pouring into the glass. The convenience factor means you don’t need to remove Corkcicle ONE from the bottle to pour. Leave it in and simply tilt the bottle to pour wine right through Corkcicle ONE. The flip cap allows for a complete seal that ensures the chilling achieves its maximum potential and no cold escapes. Carve out a small spot in your freezer for Corkcicle ONE with the included beautiful freezing case. The case will keep frost and condensation from building up on the metal while being frozen. Corkcicle ONE also makes a great gift for the wine enthusiast.

Buy HERE Corkcicle One 4-in-1 Chiller, Aerator, Pourer, Stopper Buy HERE

Click on image to purchase the Corkcicle One 4-in-1
Click on image to purchase the Corkcicle One 4-in-1

STOP WATERING DOWN YOUR WINE AND GET THIS TOOL! IT will save you time, taste and maybe even get you laid ( Well your no longer a basic bitch with a Corkcicle One 4-in-1 Chiller, Aerator, Pourer, Stopper) This one device does everything you will need as a wine lover. Well almost you still have to pour it into the glass yourself.
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The Corkcicle One 4-in-1 Chiller, Aerator, Pourer, Stopper is a perfect gift for any wine lover

How to buy apartments on the CHEAP in New York City

How to buy apartments on the CHEAP in New York City  Are You Tired of  slowly being priced out of New York City real estate?  The cost of owning a apartment in the city is so remote for some of us that its not even considered.  But what if I tell you there is a way a “SECRET way” that  the average person can own a apartment in the city without giving up their first born.  There is a glimmer of hope  through this darkness of yuppie money.  The New York City Housing Preservation and Development has a program where it work with real estate developers to allow  low to middle income household to buy property at a faction of the cost. Current Listings You are not buy it out right but singing up for a lottery. A chance is still a chance!

Right now the only property on the list is 110 Madison. YES AS IN MADISON AVENUE  AND 29TH STREET IN THE CITY.  Let me repeat that you can buy a apartment on Madison in NYC for Cheap. They go from$181,619- 185,693 for studios and a 3 bedroom is between $204-293 – 206,136.

Yes there are restrictions. But hell what the harm in trying? All you have to do is apply on the site and there you go. Apply here  

These are real apartments not some ghetto as slum lord type of apartment. The only difference is that these are here because the developers have to make them for you and they have to be about the same as a regular apartment they make.

Now the restrictions!!! Each property has there own but its income based. For 110 Madison’s New York City Housing Preservation and Development program you have fall into one of the section below.

More details and restrictions

For a studio  apartment you cant make more then $48,350

For a 1 bedroom apartment you cant make more then $48,350 if single or $55,250  if you have 2 people living in the apartment.

And so on and on and on for 2,3 and 4 bedroom apartments see the link above!

The secret of How to buy apartments on the CHEAP in New York City  is Follow the dam link and apply. Its just like everything else in life what you put in is what you put out.

Sex Dolls that are beyond real

Sex Dolls that are beyond real
Yes these are sex dolls!!!

A Japanese company has amazed the world with a revolution in sex doll industry. Orient Company which manufactures the sex dolls claims that they have come up with the super realistic non-inflatable dolls. Orient confidently announces that one who buys these sex dolls will never want a girlfriend in life. The company was seeking to reach up to the next level and finally the modern silicon dolls have proved the ”Dutch Wife” to be the perfect artificial girl ever. Japan has the world’s second largest developed economy and the dolls are a part of a high tech industry in the country. ‘Dutch Wives’ is considered a big success in the sex doll industry. Read more at: https://tr.im/cuWnH

Sex doll 1

Holy fuck.These things look real.  For only 6000 they can be yours!! Now we all know the Japanese are sick but this is a bit much no? It looks like a person!   These Sex Dolls  are beyond real Imagine what will be coming out in the next few years. I just want to know how bad do you have to be socially to order one of these? Just think spending 6000 on a sex doll.  That is quite a few hookers or therapy in the case of the owners of these sex dolls.

Sex doll 3

Cheeseburger donut it could be heaven or it could be hell

Cheeseburger Donut
Cheeseburger Donut

When I first saw this magically image a stiffy formed! A Donut with cheeseburger filling, covered with bacon and glaze.  Is there drool coming down the side of your mouth? Well too fucking bad. You think that its unhealthy?  Too fucking bad. Fat Guy from Brooklyn says FUCK you bitch open your mouth and slide it in… gently.  Do it very gently this a once in a life time experience. In other words don’t deepthoart it like you did  with your date last night.  I will be going to enjoy this burger  next week. Just a legal warning I am not responsible if you get a heart attack for it. Just saying…… You can get this wondrous burger at PYT in philie. Click on the link for more info.

this Cheeseburger donut could be heaven or it could be hell youll have to eat it to find out.

 

 

The WineRack aka Flask Bra

The WineRack aka Flask Bra
wine-rack-drink-dispensing-secret-bra-flask click on image to buy

The Winerack aka Flask Bra : every girl’s best friend. Now you can drink what you want, when you want, where you want, with no hassles and for less money. Features: Comfortable sports bra holds up to 25 ounces of your favorite beverage. Removable polyurethane bladder custom-shaped to fit bra. Long drinking tube with easy-to-use on/off valve controls the flow. By blowing air into the tube, you can re-inflate the wine rack even when you have finished drinking your beverage. Sizing: Small fits bra sizes 32A-34B. Medium fits bra sizes 34C-38C.

Click on image to buy! or follow the link below
The WineRack 200-008 The Wine Rack, Medium