Your mind is blown isn’t it?? You have read the title correctly the week of November 9th is NYC wine week! NYC Wine Week has 33 of the best wine bars NYC offering Drink specials. $4 wine specials in all of the participating locations. You know you are a lush and you were going to drink that wine anyway. Now you have even more of a reason to drink that third glass of wine. NYC Wine Week Tickets can be bought here!
Just check out some of these places. Even Ayza in Chelsea will be taking part in this even. Was that not enough for you?? You are not entertained?? Fine Ill throw in a map of whats specials will be where. What else do you need? Want me to drink the wine for you? I will you don’t have to ask twice 😉
Also Guys, dont forget wining makes for good pickup grounds.
The STRUGGLE IS REAL! Finding somewhere to have lunch in New York City without spending a arm and a leg is a challenge to say the least. Street meat you are saying? Remember Good, Fast and Cheap, you can only pick two! How many time has it blown up your stomach? Quite a few? Today’s lunch as pictured above was a easy choice. Burger Fries and Beer for $10 ( Plus tip) that’s it total. Look at that picture analysis that burger. It is FULL sized! A good amount of fries and a beer. How can you beat that?? Burger Fries and Beer for $10. This was one of 4 lunch specials at Judge Roy Bean Public House. The other specials were a wrap, penne and something else. But if i don’t remember what it was I didn’t want to eat it. Judge Roy Bean Public House is a great place to eat and have one or a few “adult beverages” but you can’t beat their lunch special. For the yuppies that are reading this and want to know about the decor. Its a Burger Fries and Beer for $10 that’s clean and tastes good. I don’t really care how the place looks. ( Its nice and clean go to their fucking site look at it and say yea I will get a Burger Fries and Beer for $10 there) You are asking well why is it so cheap and repeating Good, Fast and Cheap, you can only pick two to me right now. Well that’s easy to answer. When was the last time you only had one beer in a bar? AHHH HHAAAA! Bingo its marketing to get people in the door during lunch to tie back a few.
BTW if you see me eating there PLEASE STFU and let me eat in peace.
As I am a man of the people or furry wall ( if you only knew what happened on Halloween) I shall share my secret recipe on how to make BANANA WITH TAPIOCA PUDDING AND COCONUT MILK. I may or may have stolen this recipe from someone else years ago. But now I own it so its fat guy from Brooklyn Warm or frozen Bananas with Tapioca pudding and coconut milk. YES THAT’S RIGHT FOR A LIMITED TIME I WILL BEING GIVING YOU 2! recipes since you are such a loyal readers/ visitors.
1/2 vanilla bean or 1/2 teaspoon (2.5 ml) vanilla extract
1 can 14 oz (398 ml) coconut milk
1/2 cup (125 ml) milk
1/2 cup (125 ml) sugar
A pinch of salt
1/4 cup (60 ml) medium tapioca pearls
2 ripe bananas
4 teaspoons (20 ml) lemon juice
2 egg yolks
With the tip of a knife, split the vanilla bean in half. Remove the seeds. In a double boiler, heat the milk, coconut milk, 60 ml (1/4 cup) of sugar, salt, vanilla pod and seeds. Sprinkle in the tapioca while stirring. Cook over medium heat, stirring occasionally, for 40 to 45 minutes or until the tapioca is translucent.
In a food processor, purée 1 and 1/2 of the bananas with half the lemon juice. Set aside.
Dice the remaining banana and toss with the remaining lemon juice .
If you would like to do it with frozen bananas just throw them in the freezer and add them right before you serve. thaw them out a bit so you dont break your teeth.
In a bowl, combine the egg yolks and the remaining sugar with a whisk. Add the mashed bananas. Stir into the tapioca mixture. Continue cooking while stirring until the pudding thickens, about 4 to 5 minutes. Remove the vanilla pod. If you are using vanilla extract, add it at this time. Remove from the heat. Add the diced bananas.
Serve warm or cold.
Yes that counts as 2 recipes because its making it 2 ways. Evil laugh Eat up people! You only live once.
Don’t get you hopes to high. Target is to allow drinking in one of their stores and Only one so far. The store which is going to be located in Chicago has filed for 2 liquor permits. I understand that boozing while shopping is a dream to say the least. But Chicago should not be the place where you would permit this or even consider it. It’s one of the most violent cities in the US. There is a shooting almost everyday. It’s not the best place to add drinking too. Ever had shopping cart rage? Yes you have you know it don’t look away. Add booze and we are rocking and rolling to get people’s head smashed.
I say test it in staten island. It’s quite people are semi responsible. Target maybe setting this project to fail or its one of those if it works here it can work anywhere.
A few weeks ago I received a urgent call from Mike to rally for a righteous cause; Stuffing out faces and getting shit faced . Well It was more then that but I don’t think you give a shit about we spoke about. (Both agreed you did not need to eat that box of Twinkies). We had no set plan on where we were going just throw a coin into the air ended up at Brooklyn Beets Company. Yes, Its a magic coin. I am also selling the Verrazano bridge if you are interested
If you have never been its pretty good to say the least. Brooklyn Beets company is a farm to table restaurant in Bay Ridge Brooklyn. The cuisine can be described as modern eastern European? Its hard to call out what they serve because they have a little of everything.
Skipping all the BS . The plates that were consumed( The plates were almost licked clean) are as followed pulled pork special and NYS Butcher Steak. ( grass-fed grilled hanger, red bliss chips, lemon-braised dinosaur kale, pork-belly bordelaise.)
Both were BANGING. I do not say that often. When two guys that live and breath GOOD Food, say that the food was banging. It is Banging. Everything was fresh crisp and full of flavor. Both dishes melted in your mouth. It was almost perfect. The only bad food we had was the pickled plate. Just skip it and you will have a great time.
Stop reading this shit and go eat there now.
The signature drink is pretty good. But by that point I may have also had a few bottles of wine. That’s my disclosure if you don’t like the Brooklyn Beets Company.
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Are You Tired of slowly being priced out of New York City real estate? The cost of owning a apartment in the city is so remote for some of us that its not even considered. But what if I tell you there is a way a “SECRET way” that the average person can own a apartment in the city without giving up their first born. There is a glimmer of hope through this darkness of yuppie money. The New York City Housing Preservation and Development has a program where it work with real estate developers to allow low to middle income household to buy property at a faction of the cost. Current Listings You are not buy it out right but singing up for a lottery. A chance is still a chance!
Right now the only property on the list is 110 Madison. YES AS IN MADISON AVENUE AND 29TH STREET IN THE CITY. Let me repeat that you can buy a apartment on Madison in NYC for Cheap. They go from$181,619- 185,693 for studios and a 3 bedroom is between $204-293 – 206,136.
Yes there are restrictions. But hell what the harm in trying? All you have to do is apply on the site and there you go. Apply here
These are real apartments not some ghetto as slum lord type of apartment. The only difference is that these are here because the developers have to make them for you and they have to be about the same as a regular apartment they make.
Now the restrictions!!! Each property has there own but its income based. For 110 Madison’s New York City Housing Preservation and Development program you have fall into one of the section below.
A Japanese company has amazed the world with a revolution in sex doll industry. Orient Company which manufactures the sex dolls claims that they have come up with the super realistic non-inflatable dolls. Orient confidently announces that one who buys these sex dolls will never want a girlfriend in life. The company was seeking to reach up to the next level and finally the modern silicon dolls have proved the ”Dutch Wife” to be the perfect artificial girl ever. Japan has the world’s second largest developed economy and the dolls are a part of a high tech industry in the country. ‘Dutch Wives’ is considered a big success in the sex doll industry. Read more at: https://tr.im/cuWnH
Holy fuck.These things look real. For only 6000 they can be yours!! Now we all know the Japanese are sick but this is a bit much no? It looks like a person! These Sex Dolls are beyond real Imagine what will be coming out in the next few years. I just want to know how bad do you have to be socially to order one of these? Just think spending 6000 on a sex doll. That is quite a few hookers or therapy in the case of the owners of these sex dolls.
When I first saw this magically image a stiffy formed! A Donut with cheeseburger filling, covered with bacon and glaze. Is there drool coming down the side of your mouth? Well too fucking bad. You think that its unhealthy? Too fucking bad. Fat Guy from Brooklyn says FUCK you bitch open your mouth and slide it in… gently. Do it very gently this a once in a life time experience. In other words don’t deepthoart it like you did with your date last night. I will be going to enjoy this burger next week. Just a legal warning I am not responsible if you get a heart attack for it. Just saying…… You can get this wondrous burger at PYT in philie. Click on the link for more info.
this Cheeseburger donut could be heaven or it could be hell youll have to eat it to find out.
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