This is the Fat Guy from Brooklyn version of the recipe if you want to see the original please go here for Korean Beef
The original recipe is missing some of that feeling that i love to have in my food. You know that what they feeling is? A full stomach. I make grunt food. Everything that I make is easy quick and clean.
1 pound beef . Skirt steak will work best but use what ever you want just cook that shit like it needs to be cooked.
2 tablespoons of soy sauce
2 garlic clove, minced bitches love garlic and I love bitches Hence I LOVE Garlic
1 tablespoon brown sugar
Coconut oil Pam 1/2 onion, diced
1 large carrot, 1 small zucchini, diced
1 Tablespoon of worcestershire sauce
Chop the Beef into strips. I like to have it be about same size as a half a pencil .
2. In a large bowl throw in all the wet ingredients and mix them. Once mixed throw in the beef and let it sit for about a 20 minutes.
3. Turn on the julienne function on your food processor and let it slice and dice all of the carrots and zucchini.
4. Brown the onions on a medium flame.
5. Throw in the meat and cook it until it is tender.
6. Throw in the vegetables and cook untill they are soft. ( 3 minutes give or take)
There is a new player on the Bay Ridge Brooklyn healthy restaurant scene, Cocoa Grinder. (I was not aware of the old location on 4th avenue location prior to the opening of the new location on 3rd avenue in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn ) The new location on 8511 3rd ave (Brooklyn) is decorated very nicely with a clean modern look. I love the hammer for a door handle. ( Plays with your head the first few times that you see it) Do you know what attracts me to Cocoa Grinders ? Iron Extremeapple, carrot, broccoli, kale, beet & spinach. That shit is my DRINK! Normally I would have to make a custom order for that drink and the server’s ALWAYS FUCKS IT UP. But not at the Cocoa Grinder which makes me one happy fat guy.
The staff really does cares about the products they are serving, even washes down the machine after ever USE. You would think that washing the juicer is a normal thing in all juice bars right? WRONG, ever had a taste orange when you didn’t order orange? YUP the bitchs didn’t wash the machine after the last customer.
In my opinion Cocoa Grinder is better then all the other juice bars that I have tried in the neighborhood.
NOW MY RANT. This has nothing to with Cocoa Grinder just some of the customers that were there today. But it happens in every juice bar I have ever visited. STOP Fucking ordering smoothies and saying that they are fucking healthy. GET A Fucking Complete fresh squeezed JUICE. What do I mean by complete? A juice that has a wide a ray of vitamins and minerals. You DO need those to stay healthy. Not just the big 4. I had to listen to these chicks talk about how healthy smoothies are, that they blah blah blah this and that. No. Please. Stop your stupidity. Just get a juice. Juices taste just as good if not better as smoothies. They also do not contain any milk or processed ingredients and normally are less sugar. Its not only yogurt Dumb ass. Its LOW FAT yogurt (in most places) how do you think they make it low fat? There is NO such thing as a LOW FAT COWs.
Lets do this another way. Compare a strawberry banana smoothie to a Iron Extreme. These are all estimated number that you can get from the web if you doubt me each has been linked in the title. The nutritional information below does not represent the national information for Cocoa Grinder.
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not One drop of booze was left not even a alehouse.
The texts were sent out with great care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.
To drink a few rounds and have a few shots.
And maybe find a few trots…
Cause well yea that’s what we do here in Brooklyn.
But seriously I was out of booze and wanted something to eat. The only choice that was left was going down to 3rd avenue for some food. That whole week was a cluster fuck of dinners and events. I needed something Light, fast and clean to keep this god like body you know. ( Bacchus was a god) Only one think popped into my mind Bon Chovie. That’s right Return of the Bon Chovie!!!
Its my site and I will write about ANY restaurant or Topic I want to at the time. Shut you mouth and don’t bitch that I already wrote about it.
Bon chovie is Good CLEAN FOOD. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? NO? What do you think I will only go there once and never visit again? I didn’t even eat everything on the menu.
Grilled Mahi Tacos(Two tacos served on warm flour tortillas topped with homemade mango salsa, shredded cabbage and lime mayo. Served with tortilla chips.) Tacos….Tacos…. Taaacooooosss. I wanted tacos and I got them. AGAIN WHAT IS THE COMMON THEME WITH Bon Chovie? FRESH AND CLEAN. All the Flavors were on point. None of the dishes were over powered by a fish taste.
Surf and turf burger. One part burger one part lobster. THAT’S RIGHT SAME AMOUNT OF LOBSTER AS BEEF. Let me sum up the flavors. Once the great tasting beef is one you as a tease. the lobster slowly come up and fucks your taste buds till they cum. ( meh you say try it then meh)
See these bitches?? That are Called Tater Tots if you can get them instead of fries DO they are WAY WAY better tastings and the sauce refreshes your taste buds.
Something pretty cool happened here the night that i stopped by. The owner figured out who I was on IG and on here. DAM it I need to wear a costume from now on…..
For the last 2 months I have been walking by Salud Bkyln (Brooklyn ) store front waiting for them to open their doors to the public. Their awning said ” Tapas Restaurant Bar” I love Tapas. I Love Restaurants and I love bars. SHOCKER! A fat guy that likes food that you can eat with your hand. I am pretty sure that we all LOVE Finger food. Small portions of different plates lets your sample the most out of a menu with out committing to a main dish how can you go wrong? .( PLEASE DON’T START WITH THE COMMITMENT ISSUES. I HEAR IT ALL THE FUCKING TIME. ) As soon as I heard that they were open I jumped at the chance to eat some of their food.
I got my fat ass there by 9 pm the same day. The place wasn’t packed but it wasn’t empty. In my opinion the perfect amount of people. Enough that the staff isn’t on top of you but not so busy that they are no where to be found.
The meal started out with a extra dirty martini and a cheese plate. Well we all know that I am a cheese whore and LOVE ME SOME CHEESEEEEEEEE. Remember Kids cheese is crack! Everything was going well till I heard the words that ALWAYS KILL ME. ” Soft opening” My smart ass went on the first Day YAY. I have been to more soft opening then I care to remember. Most of them have ended up with Fat Guy having Rocket butt. Do you know what rocket butt is?? THINK ABOUT IT!! It was already too late to back down my orders have already been placed. I did the only thing that I could do in a situation like this…. Ordered and other martini! ( thankfully no rocket butt and I had a good meal)
Next came out the Ceviche and some other crap. (it wasn’t crap I just don’t remember the name) Guy, gals and who ever else is reading this the Ceviche was on point. Good clean and fresh. All the flavors were balanced and nothing was over powering.
These are the craps. I would have them again. But I cant remember the name of the dish to save my life.
The main Course was a lovely New York Strip cooked and matched with its side perfectly. Yes I ate all of this shit by myself. There is a reason why the blog is called fat guy from Brooklyn.
The churros were the only that was not on the same level as everything else that they served. To be fair I had 2 bowls of rice to riches earlier in the day. I was pretty much full of sugar and rice to riches is the BEST. I will have to try them again.
Overall. I like Salud BKLYN the food is good clean and fresh. What more do you want from a restaurant? The owner was a sweetheart. Spoke to everyone that was there that night. He couldn’t sit down but promised to have a drink with me next time. Jose, don’t mess with a fat guys booze! I will hunt you down and Make you drink with me! Plus I would love to interview you more formally.
BTW there is a beautiful waitress there by the name of Genesis . ( SEGAAA) That promised to follow me on IG but never did…. GO shame her my minions! Order 66 on HER!!! Joking….. But yea why did you not add me? Is it cause im fat???
Bon Jovi!!! YEAAA I mean Bon Chovie! WTF is Bon Chovie you are asking yourself right now? Great question… You get a gold star! Bon Chovie is seafood restaurant in Bay Ridge Brooklyn. There motto is Fresh Fish Fast. Trust me they live up to that motto. I was in and out of the restaurant in 40 minutes. Let me put it to you in perspective. I ate 2 appetizers, 1 entree and had a dessert and all of this food was prepared in 40 MINUTES. That,s Nuts just think about it.
The craziest part is that the food was great. Fresh and full of flavor. What more can you ask for?
The first appetizer that came out was fried anchovies (Whole fresh anchovies breaded and fried served with smoked paprika mayo). Not bad not something that I eat everyday. But Hey I would have it again. The peel and eat prawns(Jumbo prawns steamed with fresh herbs and Old Bay, served with house-made cocktail sauce) came out next. THOSE WERE FUCKING GREAT. I love prawns! They were the prefect size to snack on before the entree was ready. Fuck you order THIS Lobster roll (Fresh, juicy claw meat lightly dressed in lemon-mayo served chilled on a warm buttered roll. Served with Old Bay Fries). Order it dont fucking think just order it! Look at that Chucky Lobster! How can you not order it?
THEN order the root beer float.
YES ROOT BEER FLOAT! IT should be named just beer float. What ever the name its a great way to finish the end of the meal.
Bon Choive in Bay Ridge is worth a try. BUT YOU MUST GET THE LOBSTER ROLL AND ROOT BEER FLOAT.