As you all know by now, I’m a fat ass. I love all food but my favorite is CHEESE. Why? Women love cheese, I love women therefore I love cheese makes sense in my head. The hard part about cheese is finding a good spot to get it without paying a arm or a leg. After years of searching “European” styled market opened in Bay Ridge.
The Brooklyn Market located 8102 3rd Ave in Brooklyn is the SHIT. They have everything a fat ass could want from fresh bread to pre cooked food. But the main reason why I go there is the CHEESE sampler packs. They have five types french, Italian, goat, Spanish and one more that I don’t remember.
The samplers are perfect for when you want a little bit of a few different types of cheese but don’t want any left over from a large package. You know, If you get a 5 different 1 pound package its going to be gone in 2 days no matter what and then you will feel ashamed of yourself. Bad fat ass bad fat ass! A sampler is the best solution it has 5 different cheeses and its not that big of a package. Go get some and enjoy.
When I first saw this magically image a stiffy formed! A Donut with cheeseburger filling, covered with bacon and glaze. Is there drool coming down the side of your mouth? Well too fucking bad. You think that its unhealthy? Too fucking bad. Fat Guy from Brooklyn says FUCK you bitch open your mouth and slide it in… gently. Do it very gently this a once in a life time experience. In other words don’t deepthoart it like you did with your date last night. I will be going to enjoy this burger next week. Just a legal warning I am not responsible if you get a heart attack for it. Just saying…… You can get this wondrous burger at PYT in philie. Click on the link for more info.
this Cheeseburger donut could be heaven or it could be hell youll have to eat it to find out.
Three Guys from Brooklyn. Does not sound like much but its one of the best stores in Brooklyn. Large selection, helpful workers… Blah blah blah. They have a great selection of olives and other pickled products. They are not like the pickle guy or sahadi’s but what the hell when you just need somethings above the basics its perfect.
WE ARE NOT BASIC BITCH SAYS NO TO CANNED OLIVES. LETS REPEAT THAT AGAIN NOT CANNED OLIVES OR EVEN JARS. Olives are supposed to be in barrels not cans. You don’t need to taste the metal or staleness. You need that fresh, clean, crisp taste that will boost the flavor of your wine and cheese. DONE