It was Jerry’s birthday, and we had a serious scientific question to answer: is carrot cake technically a salad? That was the excuse. The real plan was to go to Monkey Bar, eat everything, and then go to a steakhouse afterward. Yes. Monkey Bar was the snack. The pregame. The appetizer to dinner. We did…
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I Got Lost Finding The Astor NYC. The Martinis Found Me.
I almost went to the wrong Astor. Of course I did. If you know me, you know I get lost anytime two places share a name. Astor Place. The Astor building. The Astor restaurant. My brain saw three Astors and quietly left the chat. So here is my one piece of real advice before we…
Gramercy Tavern, First Time in Years
Yankee season is winding down, which means Shannon’s reservation-pulling season is winding down with it. She got us into Gramercy Tavern, a place I genuinely have not been to in years. I mean years years. Wild that it took this long. I wanted to know if it still held up. Walking in, the call to…
4 Charles Prime Rib: A Sunday That Actually Worked Out
Every once in a while a Sunday lines up the way it is supposed to. The weather cooperated, my friend Steve pulled a reservation at 4 Charles Prime Rib, and everyone actually had time to sit down and relax instead of racing through a meal like the check was on fire. 4 of us. How…
Swoony’s, Carroll Gardens: The Smash Burger Worth the Walk
Dee and I hadn’t seen each other in a while. Life happens, schedules stop lining up, and suddenly it has been months since you sat across from your friend and actually talked instead of texting a string of half finished sentences. We picked Swoony’s in Carroll Gardens to fix that, and funny enough we landed…
72 Hours in San Francisco: A Fat Guy’s Complete Food and Travel Guide
I went to San Francisco expecting a long weekend of good food and mild weather. What I got was the best clam chowder of my life, a near-international incident involving a Yoda statue, and a cioppino that I am still thinking about weeks later. This is the complete guide to everything I ate, drank, and…
Mustard Grill Napa Review: 42 Years of Delicious and They Are Not Sorry About It
This is part of my 72 Hours in San Francisco food and travel guide. Read the full series for every stop on the trip. Let me tell you something about Napa that nobody told me before this trip. It is an hour and a half from San Francisco. An hour and a half. In New…
Goldenette San Francisco Review: A Diner Done Right and a Burger Worth the Trip
This is part of my 72 Hours in San Francisco food and travel guide. Read the full series for every stop on the trip. Let me explain how I ended up here. We had just left the area near the Yoda statue outside of Lucasfilm headquarters. Apparently if you try to lift a Yoda statue…
Hamburguesa Bar Review: Duck Fat Fries, Smashburgers, and an Old School San Francisco Vibe
This is part of my 72 Hours in San Francisco food and travel guide. Read the full series for every stop on the trip. I landed in San Francisco, got to my Hotel Emblem, and immediately realized I was starving. Luckily, there was a place nearby called Hamburguesa Bar. From the outside it looked like…
The Smith NYC Review: The Modern Diner That Always Gets the Job Done
A simple conversation with a friend somehow turned into a full debate about what The Smith actually is. Is it a restaurant? A brunch spot? A safety net for groups who cannot agree on anything? We landed on this. The Smith is the modern New York diner. Not the old school greasy spoon where you…









